I’m on duty! There was a Lizard on the loose this morning! Mandy says he went outside, but I saw him in the house! I will get him. It is my job to sit and watch for him. Any sign of the nasty critter and I’ll show him whose house this is. I, Elway the hunter, live in this house and will not allow for any nasty critters, evil bunnies, or disgusting frogs to enter into my domain. I have a plan for keeping these repulsive beings out of my life. I guard the perimeter of the house and make sure nothing slips in through the cracks. It is a very tiresome job, and solicits for help goes unanswered. Peyton says it is much more important to nap. He is absolutely no help. Mandy does help some, this morning she shooed Lizard out of the house, but if I would have been doing my job better, she never would have had to bother with that thing. I am here so Mandy does not have to shoo. Meow. Mandy says I’m doing fine, but I hate when I fail and these creatures make it past the threshold.
Well, I’m off to make my rounds again. I will not fail again today.
Elway
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