Just for the record....I don't like you. In fact, I don't like people, expect for Mandy...and sometimes Sam. But that's only because they feed us. But that's useless information. I'm starting this blog with my brother Peyton to show you how we plot to take over the house, and from there the world. meow meow meow.
Anyway, we're orange tabbys that are just a under a year old. I'm trying to show Mandy how cute I can be. She has a pretty rigid schedule which I'm learning. If I can distract her with my cuteness maybe she will pay more attention to me, giving Peyton more time to plot our evil plan. You see every morning I crawl in the sink while she puts this funny stuff on her face. It smells pretty good though. I like to put my paw in the powder and rub it on my head. While we're doing this Peyton is off planning. Our first goal has been reached...we have built our evil headquarters. We were able to rip out the bottom of the people's bed. Now we can crawl in it. In here, no one can reach us, and we are able to figure out how we will take over the world!
Well that's all for now. I hear the treat bag being opened. I must go act cute!
Elway
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- Peyton and Elway
- We're two orange tabbies and we're brothers. Our people are nice, and we have them wrapped around our paws. We have a good life.
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