Vacuum Indiscretion

I would like to start by saying Happy Birthday to one of our followers. Happy Birthday Julie! I don't know you, but Mandy seems to like you a lot. So I hope you have a happy day and you get to eat your favorite food, and someone scratches your belly while you nap in the sun.

This week has been amazingly weird. The humans are acting very strange. Their normal schedule is totally gone! I can't figure out what is going on. Mandy normally goes to work early in the morning, but she hasn't been going as much. But when she's come she has been doing really funny things. She has been moving stuff around and she keeps telling us that we are getting ready to go to our new house. Some things are evening disappearing! I don’t know where everything is going! Mandy says we will all stay together, and that our food and litter box will be there too. I'm not too worried since she says she will be there too. Mandy normally keeps us safe and warns us when strangers are coming over. She also gives us breakfast every morning. She even gives us what we ask for! This morning I told Sam we wanted turkey. He didn't understand me, but Mandy gave me the turkey I asked for. Sam brought her the food, and she fed us. Thank you Sam! Mandy might have not fed us for another five minutes if you hadn’t intervened and I might have starved. Don’t listen to Mandy when she says we are big cats…we are just growing boys! The chicken is our favorite meal, but Mandy says it is only for Sundays and special days. I'm hoping this big new house will call for some special food. With as much as the people talk about it, it must be pretty special. So I think good food is in order since it is so special.

Yesterday, Mandy stayed home during the day and cleaned all our hair up. She told someone on the phone she was going to use Vacuum. I tried to stop her. I blocked her way to the closet three times and even sat in front of the closet, but she moved me! The nerve! I told her "NO VACCUM" and she used it anyways. I hate Vacuum. It is loud and noisy, and it sucks things up. To show Mandy how displeased I was with her decision to disobey my request not to use Vacuum, I took Peyton upstairs and we refused to come down for most of the day. When we ran out of food up here, we eventually had to cave and go get our food downstairs. But we showed Mandy the cost for disobedience. Funny thing is, I don't think it bothered her. I think she will bring Vacuum out again. But we will continue to punish her by ignoring her for such indiscretions. If ignoring her doesn't work, I will think of some other way to make my point.

Well, today, I found one of Mandy's hair bands. The people always takes it away from us, but if I sneak it under the bed when Mandy isn't looking and wait until they are asleep to play with it I can keep it! So, I am off to hide the hair band when Mandy isn't looking.

Elway