Jail Break!

I have been waiting for this chance! I have not hinted at my mission, or even breathed a word to Peyton. If I was going to accomplish my goal, I had to do it completely undercover. But now, I completed the mission!

Mandy and Sam got back from being out. They were fumbling at the door. I could tell they had their hands full, so I slithered to the front door to wait for them. As soon as Sam opened the door I greeted them with my cutest face. I was calculating my chances of success—it looked good so rather than snuggling around their legs like normal, I darted out the open door! FREEDOM! MEOW!!!

Mandy threw everything in her arms at Sam and came running after me. HAHA. She looked pretty funny darting after a cat. Sam came back with a flashlight and treats. I was smart enough to hide in the bushes. Mandy and I have walked back and forth from the mail box enough, that I knew exactly where to hide. Mandy couldn’t reach me because I was so far back in the bushes. There were bugs and frogs and lizards! I could have played all night and not caught all of those critters. The bugs were so big! I’ve never seen bugs that big. But soon I was distracted, Mandy opened the bad of treats, and I slipped. I’m weak. I stepped closer to the treats which was a mistake. Sam grabbed me and I didn’t even get a treat. Mandy took me from Sam and closed me in the bathroom. She said I was wet and I couldn’t get my dirty paws on her carpet. She said she’d bring vacuum out again if I got the carpet dirty.

Even if I was closed in the bathroom until I dried off, it was worth it. For all of three minutes I was free! It was wonderful!

TTYL,
Elway