Total Embarrassment

It is just ridiculous how Mandy and Sam can man-handle us, and then they get mad when we fight back. For example, Mandy was making more noise on the ridiculous noise maker. I wanted to play, so I told her. She started to play with me until she noticed my back paw. She picked me up and turned me over on my back and started looking at my paw. Look girl-- that is my paw. Back away. Then she takes me into Sam and shows him my paw. They are all talking about how dirty I am--like I am a slob! MEOW! I bath myself. Sure, I am not as clean as Elway, but who cares? Not me. So then they take me into the kitchen and try to wash off my paw. At first, I was calm, but Sam could not get the stuff off my paw. So Mandy holds me down and they stick my paw in the sink! MEOW! They did not even bother to let the water warm up! I was so angry. I instantly saw red. Who dares to try and mess with me! I fought hard, but to no avail. Mandy was bent on getting my paw clean. Once again my paw is under the running water. Sam finally got the stuff off with a wash cloth. What a mess! I would have cleaned up my paw! I do not know why Mandy was so disgusted. I mean, it is not like I stepped in mud—it was just wet litter. She was all like, GROSS…well MEE—OOW! Well, Mandy knows I am angry, but she loves on me anyway. Telling me things like, ‘you are such a pretty kitty’ or ‘if you were as clean as Elway.’ Blah. Whatever. Meow. Well, that is my story.

Peyton