Ice and Iron

Ok. So iron and the ice have nothing in common other than I learned about them just recently. This morning Sam told Mandy there was ice on the drive way. MEOW? What’s ice? So I ran to the front door and asked Sam to show me Ice. Apparently he was going to work, but it was very early. He told me I couldn’t go outside alone, so I asked Mandy. She picked me up and carried me out. Meow!!!! It’s cold! She showed me Ice, but all I wanted was to go back inside. Ice? What’s the big deal?! Get me inside, it’s cold!!! Meow!!! So I really don’t know why Ice is so special that Sam would point it out, but whatever. I’ll stay inside, thank you.

Now Iron…that is an unusually angry machine. I’ve seen Iron before but yesterday Mandy was making Iron work and I was on the back of the couch so I could watch closely. I guess Iron takes wrinkles out of Sam’s shirts. So Mandy plugged Iron in and in just a few seconds Iron is hissing and fissing. He is spitting all over the place and grunting. Mandy says my eyes got really big. I tried to get a close look but Mandy said not to bother Iron. Just then Iron spit at me and it was really hot! I think I will listen to Mandy and leave Iron alone. I just don’t understand why he is so angry. Strange.

Mandy said today is the first day of tax season. I don’t remember what that means, other than Mandy has to work and Sam works a lot more. She even got up early and used Vacuum before seven. I can’t believe that awful villain can work before seven. But the good news is Mandy says Vacuum is gone for the day. So we are out playing. I even showed Vacuum how brave I was by staying in the kitchen when he was running. Mandy showed me a safe place in the kitchen to hide when Vacuum comes out, but I don’t think Vacuum knows about the spot. I have never seen Vacuum in the kitchen, only Broom. So I showed Vacuum that I am so brave I don’t have to hide when he disrupts my happy home.

Well, Mandy says she has to work, so I have to go play. That’s ok, Peyton needs to work out some.
TTYL,
Elway