Poop Party

I mentioned yesterday that we were displeased with Mandy’s tardiness serving dinner. So Peyton and I plotted a way to get back at her. Now, I am not taking full responsibility, because as far as Mandy is concerned, she has no way of placing blame. So, in no way am I claiming sole responsibility.

Anyway, to punish Mandy for her displeasing behavior, we had a poop party! While Mandy was drinking her morning coffee, our feces flopped outside the litter box. We proceeded to try and hide the naughty logs. When that didn’t work, we decided to get back at Mandy for our late dinner. We mashed that muffin into the mat, and then wiped our paws on the floor, the cupboard, and even tracked it into the bedroom. It was a mess, and boy did it smell! What a way to get back at Mandy! We’re brilliant!

When Mandy walked in and found our surprise, she was um, let’s say, livid. I think there might have been some steam coming out her ears! She yelled at both of us. She showed us both the mess we made. Not that she needed to, we knew, and we were proud of our mess! Don’t ever feed us our dinner late! Mandy was so angry that she said if we ever did that again, there would be no dinner! After she said that, we hid from her for a while. I thought the best bet would be to fake sick. At first, I think she felt a little guilty, but I think she knew it was an act when she found me playing with the toy mouse a few minutes later. Peyton said I should wait until evening to play, but I thought she was in the bathroom cleaning our mess. We did a really great job of making a mess. Hoo Flung Dung would have been proud of us!

It took Mandy almost three hours to clean up our mess. She was pretty irate. She even asked someone on the phone if they would take us. She said we were so bad, she’d send us there for free. I don’t think we will ever have another Poop Party. Our happy home and dinner are too important to risk.

Well, I will go. We are still apologizing to Mandy for the mess. Every once in a while she will give us the evil eye, and I know she hasn’t forgotten.
Elway