Thursday, January 7, 2010

Shocking News

I have shocking news. Mandy is torturing us with electricity. We try to snuggle her on the couch while she works and she leans over to pet us and send electricity through our bodies. It hurts. I think it hurts her too, because she always jumps back. I don’t know why she is doing this to us. She even has the house wired. Everywhere I go, I am shocked by all sorts of different things. I finally gave up and curled up in a ball to sleep.



Peyton is even struggling with the torture. He hid in his cave to get away from the shocks. Mandy brought his cave into the TV room.

Yesterday when I woke up from my nap I stood up to stretch and the pillows shocked me. I don’t know what we did to deserve this treatment. The worst part is, Mandy is denying any connection to the torture. She brought out some dryer sheets and is rubbing the couch down with them. She says she feels the electricity too and that it makes her hair stand up. She has looked funny lately with her hair all over the place. Maybe she is telling the truth. I wish this torture would stop. It’s awful.

Well, I am off to make Peyton work out. He has been sluggish this morning because of all this shocking treatment. Maybe the exercise will chase away the pain.
Elway
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2 comments:

  1. ArtJanuary 7, 2010 at 3:48 PM

    Elway,

    I find this story electrifying. You should tell your staff to put some water on the stove and let it boil to put moisture in the air.

    Shrimp Dad

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 7, 2010 at 5:04 PM

    Elway,
    You can tell Mandy that she can also get a room humidifier or a vaporizer at the drug store and they are not very expensive. That will also help to put moisture in the air. When the air is moist, the shocking torture will stop.

    Love,
    Mom WCT

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