General Complaints

Ok folks, there are some generals rules we have set up in this house hold that are not hard to follow. However, Mandy and Sam broke every single one of them this weekend! Elway and I had just slacked off on their training because we thought our people were all set in our ways and then this insubordination. We have ignored Mandy most all day, and only now am I venturing out of the safety of my reclusive garrison to place my general complaints against my spiteful treatment by my egotistical people.

Elway previously mentioned that Sam has been taking long weekends, and this weekend was no exception. It started off marvelously, but then Friday evening Mandy and Sam packed up and left just before dinner time. They did not feed us before they left. Dinner time is a set time in this household, and although Mandy has slowly been pushing it later and later, this breach of obedience is unacceptable. Elway assured me that it was a onetime occurrence in their forgetful minds. As soon as they returned home they feed us. Elway was too forgiving and pointed out that they were also eating dinner at the late hour. I was presumed upon to forgive this indiscretion, until the next evening when the same events took place again! Just before dinner time, Mandy and Sam left us only to return after our acceptable dinner hour and served us another late meal. Can you believe that it happened again on Sunday! Each time, they ate when they returned home, but the delay of our dinner three nights in a row is inexcusable.

I was never more pleased for a Monday to arrive. Hopefully tonight, our dinner will be served on time. If it is again late, I will be most displeased and will hereafter in force our household rules more vehemently.

With much disgust,
Peyton