Red Lightning Bug!!!

It has been a few days since my last report, and I have much to report. Mandy forgot to feed me dinner Saturday night. It was the first time in my entire life that Mandy seemingly forgot to feed us. My tummy was growling so loudly that I thought Mandy would hear, but she didn’t. So I jumped in her lap and loved her and loved her. Eventually she figured out what I wanted and she felt awful. Well, she should. I might have starved to death. Dinner was almost two hours late!

But the most exciting news is a new Red Lightning Bug that is flashing all over the house. We are trying to protect Mandy from this bug, because it will crawl on her leg, but she can’t catch it either. We have run all over this house, up the stairs, flying across furniture, on tables we aren’t allowed on, all trying to catch this annoying little fire fly. I have run more in the last 24 hours since this bug arrived than I did as a kitten. I have tried every trick in the book to catch this bug, but I have been unable to catch this nasty little creature. He lands on my paws, but I can't feel him, and when I try to pounce on him, he just goes right through my paws. He even taunts Peyton and me by dodging in and out from Vacuum’s lair. Last night after Mandy and Sam had gone to bed, the Red Lightning Bug flashed across the ceiling of the bedroom.

I have put my quest to over throw Vacuum on hold, again, mainly because I have to come up with new ways of usurping his authority. I will find a way.

The Red Bug is back again! I have to go!!!
Elway