Vacuum the Villain

That awful Villain has been snorting through my house, and the mini-monster has been moseying around too. Baby Vacuum came out first and snorted all over the couches. I had to roll around on my cat couch to make it smell like me again after that baby went back into hiding. Then not long after when I thought life was returning to normal, Mandy pulls out the Evil Villain. I’ve said it before, but let me say it again—I loathe Vacuum! So, when I heard his monstrous wheels on the floor, I made a bee-line for the bed. I have a hiding space inside the bed and it seems to be the only safe place when the Pig is feeding.

I have thought of many ways of showing Vacuum my fierce strength—my cunning skills should be feared throughout all the land—however, I can’t scare that Scoundrel away. I’ve tried playing with my mice right outside the Villain’s Lair, but he only steals them away. I have tried a sneak attack from under the door, but he is always out of reach. I have chased bugs in there, but he only eats them. I am not succeeding in chasing away the Scalawag. I would like a new tactical plan, but I think I need some help. How can I run this Villains Vacuum from my home once and for all? Any and all ideas would be welcome.
Elway