Forced Outside

The treatment we receive in this household is ridiculous! Just this morning, Elway and I were snatched up against our will, and tossed into the wilderness of our backyard. Mandy soon followed us outside and when Elway tried to scamper past her back into the house, she promptly closed the door on his nose, locking him out. She proceeded to dive in the big tub, and splash back and forth. Elway and I told her of our displeasure of being forced outside. She disregarded our demands to return inside and continued to splash around in the big tub. I tried opening the door, which is normally quite easy, but today, the door would not budge. Eventually, we started screaming. We planned to alert the friends, family, neighbors, even Scotland Yard if they would respond to our screaming and howling—we yelled as vociferously as possible. Finally, after Elway and I were utterly exhausted from our lamentation Mandy came to her senses, and emerged from the big tub. When we came inside, both Elway and I collapsed into a deep sleep. I remained there until Mandy ate lunch. She has a habit of eating this thick white substance she calls yogurt, and I find it utterly delectable. Now that lunch is over, and my belly is full, I am off to nap.

Peyton